Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in fiim2's LiveJournal:

Saturday, May 21st, 2005
8:57 pm	> > Once upon a time, > > > > in a land far away, > > > > a beautiful, independent, > > > > self-assured princess > > > > happened upon a frog as she sat, > > > > contemplating ecological issues > > > > on the shores of an unpolluted pond > > > > in a verdant meadow near her castle. > > > > The frog hopped into the princess' lap > > > > and said: Elegant Lady, > > > > I was once a handsome prince, > > > > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. > > - > One kiss from you, however, > > > > and I will turn back > > > > into the dapper, young prince that I am > > > > and then, my sweet, we can marry > > > > and set up housekeeping in your castle > > > > with my mother, > > > > where you can prepare my meals, > > > > clean my clothes, bear my children, > > -- and forever > > > > feel grateful and happy doing so. > > > > That night, > > > > as the princess dined sumptuously > > > > on lightly sauteed frog legs > > > > seasoned in a white wine > > > > and onion cream sauce, > > > > she chuckled and thought to herself: > > ~~~~~~~~ > > I don't fucking think so. Awwww poor Bobby hes so bored in brazil he keeps sending me these lol this one is good. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
1:48 pm	Sorry my random brain Fun Things To Do In An Elevator Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" Say "Ding!" at each floor. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 30th, 2005
9:31 pm	longtime no update Coughs emmm well been a while since I have updated this god I am lazy. Not been doing anything out of the ordinary. Fair bit of diving anda touch of canoeing some studying. Exciting news lately is IM GOING TO SLOVENIA!!! Awesome to do a months work underwater archaeology there are no words for how amazed I am I cant beleive it everything I wanted is coming to pass, not just slovenia I got an exemption on my arch exam so studies going ace, diving is just getting better I have a great bloke I like (anthropuppy 100%)and who isnt a jerk hopefully this time....and a certain event I have anticipated and hoped for much time has come to pass no more can be said but I am greatly pleased. Such is my life. Current Mood: cool baby Current Music: the sweet sound of human habitation (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 24th, 2005
2:28 pm	Howdy yall. Mmm havent updated this in a while. Excuse: there was snow snow snow. Nothing is done when there is snow. Been in so many snowball fights this week One in the park with Neil and his freind harriet, one in my housing block courtyard, one outside the pool after kayaking and another one with me and eric vs complete strangers in George's square at like 130am(we won hehe) hmm Im so mature. HEH other advantage of snow.. I got to make idiot of self up at Glenshea, Grayham: hey wanna try snowboarding instead of skiing Fiona: emmm dunno is it hard G: noooooo itll be easy trust me F:mmmm (cute boy) sure why not Half an hour later Fi:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg (falls over on snow for 1000 time) + dies crashing and burning on ski lift If only I didnt feel that it had been somehow worth it..... Ahhh but life is otherwise excellent heh Im going to Scotland Italy at Murrifeild this weekend courtesey of erin yeahh luv u hun ohhh ring me 2nite after 8 cos i got a dive lecture ta...mcfixx Current Mood: snowy (Comment on this)
Thursday, February 10th, 2005
1:29 pm	Arrrrg soooo tired will stop staying up so late for lent me thinks. Also get feeling that was not at best last night will so post picture when Dom emails me it. Me, Grayham and pierre covered in flour dough eggs milk and just bout everything else. Sooo funy also "funny" pic of me jumping ten feet in the air cos of maggots evil grayham tickling me and pierre trying to put them on me rarrr evil pierre. AHHHHHAAA and Grayham forgot maris name I win You lose New line new subject cos that could just get nasty got practical work coming up over Easter yeahhhh get to dig stuff up at last hehe. I'll get to Atlantis yet, or I would if G's mum hadn't destroyed it with crystals EVIL. hehe Hmm think I'm gona go get soup with person form my tutorial group arrr I'v talked to him sooo many times and I can't remember his name *sobs*. HEHEEH just looked out the window and did the (personperson SOLDIER SOLDIER SOLDIER person person)thing yeah soldiers oka gonna go follow soldiers now hehe fi Current Mood: cool baby (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 30th, 2005
3:00 pm	at hame whoo YO Um what am I doing I am watching fairly odd parents with my little sister not sure why. Ahh well I did force her to hear about sausage reproduction (takes crazy pills) Ok better now. Went to byres road yesterday it rocked forgot how cool that place is. We ate at Tapas a Spanish bar I think Ill go there for my birthday and Eli is EVIL she got me Open Water aaarrrrrg scary never going on a dive boat on holiday again...ohh and I am now thoerising that Starbucks is trying to take over the world I think they doped me G and eli well thats our excuse anyway. K gonna return to the TV smallville is on and my sister want to play adventure elf and I dont wanna get between a 14 yearold and a cute little elf....bye mcfi Current Mood: of elves Current Music: um sausage sex it doesnt sound good (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 24th, 2005
4:38 pm	return of the fi Ah the return of livejournal good. Not been up to much, did wear a dress though lol for a burns supper which was weird can remember SOME of it.Part from that have done nothing c'ept "borrow" (glasgow discount) the Pilot DVD of CSI yeahh! Sigh really want to see electra another advert for it mmmm. Ohhh if you read this G you dont fancy goin to see Alexander when I come hame nxt wkend. OR....you might maybe you know COME AND VISIT ME! Rarr your the only person who hasn't even Lorna has come to stay sigh. OK Im chilled now.(people in lbrary come out from behind desks). Oh and Xi ..... I finished the Clex vid to the Queen of the Damned soundtrack the one where they r in the bath with all the rose petals (change i think) its up on the site if you wanna take a gander thanks again swtyX you r on the credits lol. And the new jskarra vid is on gregors site (winks) I know I was gonna make it jskarrarayak but I couldnt find enough pics for Jrayak and the song is quite short and i had so many jskarra that fitted I couldnt waste any of them but I will do a J/sk/Rayak vid sooooooon(ish) cos would you beleive it I actually have journals to read for uni (heh look at me actually doing work) and on that unbeleivable note I will depart to do some of the much talked about work byyyeee mcfiX (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 10th, 2005
3:32 pm	Velvet revolver Ok Ok Im updating Im updating.....Almost to excited to update (excited mcfi squeal) Im going to velvet revolver Im going to velvet revolver Im going to velvet revolver Im going to velvet revolver Im going to velvet revolver Im going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolverIm going to velvet revolver *Catches breath* cant WAIT soooooooooo want to go to a concert havent seen one in ages. Not much else in life(as if that isnt enough excitement anyway) c'ept got exam results bak got and upper B whoooo not to bad same for all essays. *shrug* Ohhh and have a new room mate beata (i think thats how its spelt) *well it is now...she better get used to it...* Current Mood: can velvet revolver be a mood (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
3:01 pm	Hi slight change of journal for reasons only known to a certain E.Giles hhhmm. Well I am bak from the West coast surfing and getting chased by goats and playing pacman for 3days cos the weather was so pish. I also have a great new quote curtesy of my good freind Ian 'If you are ever faced by the decision between goats and cows, choose cows, always choose cows' heh. Good to be bak in Edinburgh wow never thought I d say that.... Current Mood: okay Current Music: the beastie boys album (7 Comments |Comment on this)